this is my life

~I'M BENDING OVER BACKWARDS FOR YOOOOOU~

guylinergirl wrote in ontd_ai Sep 03, 2010 18:18

THIS IS YOUR OT.

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adam is not a fun sucker, #gokeyisadouche, ben honeycutt tho, a boat purchase in his near future, siobhan is da bomb, beauty and the leest, adam lampert, a crow moans in horny recovery, thank you @god, adam & kris write the fanfic you guys, obvious troll is obvious, fap fap fap, lee is ambidexterous, get it together shit adam, even guinea pigs scorn you, your argument is invalid, mr. cook has a type, yeah capes!, erectile this function, #krisallenpoops4haiti, randy the middleaged lumberjack, hush cats, moderately to severely stoked, fuck me sideways six ways from sunday, bicurious in the other direction, tim is a precious angel, time for a miracle...in my pants, adam's x-rated fun factory, adam confronts the vagina, !!off topic, zombie uprising, ontd_ai is not a trending ihop, anal sunshine when she's gone, save a babby, getting acquainted with matt's ipad, yeah i brought lasers, singing various bollywood classics, a nun-made bed, you win a free toaster, with a fierce black girl from compton, my ovaries imploded, , this is my life, armed with a scorned vagina, sad panda, a crush doesnt mean i was having...., adam's facial hair is moved by this, uhhhh i have womanly parts, thundercock, you have a great smile, and then you started singing, feeding my right-click-save-as addiction, your missing something, wings are fun! (like adam's peen), batman & robin are real hot together, pocket rocket, bed=adam, fake tranny pee, tylerontv is more real than kradam, paint: the only thing that won't judge, #adamfarted, this ain't dominos, who was phone, adam got an election, 42 & loving you in pittsburgh, allison iraheta is a dorce of nature, that little stinker, wanna see my figglehorn?, a 9.6 inch duck, a bunch of hot dorks, accidentally my ovaries, tight pants security coming, before kradam there was cake, casey causes gasms, yaayaya! (hands flailing in the air), the unicorn princeling, odontv/tyler = otp, the universe ships kradam, (guitar solo), anderdam coopbert is the new kradam, (in rap voice), like a boss, and kris isn't with his wive, randy likes your package, beep beep beep off the radar, fake lego not tim, boo you whore, birthed from a pocket & living the dream, a fan in a seat, how adam get pragnant?, superman wears krisallen4real pajamas, all aboard the fail boat, my nonexistant balls are blue as smurfs, all the midgets are kris, wanna go to taco bell?, #mattgiraudhatgod

The stuff that fanfic is made of

houdini_splicer wrote in ontd_ai Aug 13, 2010 12:33

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011011110110100101100011, adam is not a fun sucker, mr. adam has a type, brothers...or dating, this is a certain type of ring, this is how he rolls, adam is pretty adamant, air sign homos, even we have morals, did he just mime jizzing?, dick sucking lips, adam is my favorite twat, gang banged by idol, tastes like homo, two words y'all: snuggly drunk, erectile this function, sorry bro, this is my reality now bitch! mmmmm, sorry about your vag bb, adam lambert gay glitter-splooged, adam's x-rated fun factory, penile unit, glow toys, ding, balls, r u talking about my crotch?, adam towers over his terror, adam doesn't need anyone's permission, calm the fuck down it's his dick, this is my life, armed with a scorned vagina, warning: male sexuality undertones, adam is a cock god, adam is my favourite twat, brokeback mountain made god angry, adam lambert is a gay, battle of the bulge, uhhhh i have womanly parts, 5 dolla make you holla, glambulge, batman & robin are real hot together, glitter, obsessed with your sexiness, this is adam btw, safeword: hanukkah, my friend adam, , bed=adam, #adamstorm, adam, that was inappropriate, go to bed, glittery alien from planet fierce, adam got an election, 42 & loving you in pittsburgh, , a 9.6 inch duck, a bunch of hot dorks, adam's dog watches gay porn, fabulous, do not hush adam's gay, slam it like a screen door, adam was born fabulous, this is not a fanfic post, did you hear i'm gay? oh my god, that was sweet, !adam lambert, adumb, adam lambert can get freaky, i actually have an high iq.srsly, adam dancing always syncs to britney, c'mon it's only adam, sorry about your panties, up in adam, but who was dick, fuck me lambert, adam is the gift that keeps on giving, fuck fuck fuck boom! instant orgasm, dip sticks, adam makes great tea, but then i ejaculate so it's all ok, glittery cocks, glamberting, mr. lambert sir, wanna go to taco bell?, y'all look gay!, glambert 15641 knows things, adamgasm

Ask and you shall recieve (even if you don't go here anymore)

shatteredmemrys wrote in ontd_ai Aug 05, 2010 18:31

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we should do it together, i think i just shit my pants, mr. adam has a type, the room of kradam, flip-flop version of a promise ring, luh is all we want, refresh refresh refresh, i have no words you guys, it makes me feel so fancy, we can go higher, adam & kris write the fanfic you guys, !kradam, kris allen is pretty, all up in your kool-aid, kris wants to ride in adam's surfboard, dick sucking lips, !tour 09 party post, adam is my favorite twat, bb kris knows how to pick 'em, dear kris - yr gay is showing, i'm glad i'm causing 'gasms, looking at the screen with my nose-eyes, my labia just clapped, fuck me sideways six ways from sunday, thanks for caring. that's so nice., i guess he's gay but still sings awesome, sorry about your vag bb, bicurious in the other direction, i'm humping my bed rn, does that mean anything to you?, twitter is full of twats, i'm still jizzing over this post, kris allen wants us to be happy pandas, penile unit, does his gay advertise?, sex is not the enemy, kris is a tease, anal sunshine when she's gone, hoe-moe-secks-you-all lust, #krisallenrockstar, !idol tour, he like men but love his wife, dropped to his knees in the climax, forty-oneing, balls, fruity in the booty!, the mystical kradam love story, decimation of the 4th wall, group hug, he's sneaky like that, feeling sorry for my sorrow, adam is the rake to kris's leaves, , nothing comes between adam lambert and l, calm the fuck down it's his dick, kris has cuddling on the mind, omg... omfg, long as they're not calling me a wiener, do you like anal sex or something?, who's on top?, this is my life, warning: male sexuality undertones, one sexy black polished finger, take it take it take it, brb tinhatting, shit just got real, , kradam lives, he giggled and quivered in delight, ahhhhh mashed potatoes, bottom, i love disco sticks, a crush doesnt mean i was having...., feminine enough without crying, don't worry it's only adam, sleep.....who needs it?, oh my god why is the wall gone?!?!?!, you wanted ontd_ai but got anal sex, all is love, pocket rocket, do you even go here?, oic, 100% straight... oic, !kris allen, his twitts are not natural, friends forever, team proud to be semi-crazy, fulfilling the gay agenda, adam, is this real life?, that was inappropriate, woops :), go to bed, most of us are good times, who the frick says bb kris is vanilla, lowercase jesus, all my tweets are twats, guys...i'm coming, slam it like a screen door, yaayaya! (hands flailing in the air), doin' hella dudes, don't go to bed, did you hear i'm gay? oh my god, that's what your wife said, faces will melt today, its meant to be kinky you dick, !season 8, !adam lambert, the universe ships kradam, adumb, wdf;oihegalkejdgnaelgpiuhchachacharmin!!, and kris isn't with his wive, like a boss, beep beep beep off the radar, adam is the gift that keeps on giving, fuck me lambert, fuck you made me cry, fuck fuck fuck boom! instant orgasm, the choice is yours, his pants were never on, glittery cocks, it's fucking distracting, would you hit it?, we are kradam

Midday Late Night Pecs + Tim hides in a cooler

vanilla_coke91 wrote in ontd_ai Jul 23, 2010 22:11

We have a Very Special Episode of Late Night Pecs in which Mike, Andrew, Tim, and Ryan Stevens sing to us!

Click to view

Then apparently it got really hot in Virginia so Tim hid in a cooler/freezer/something!

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stealth ninja awesome, !andrew garcia, yes we can of paint, !michael lynche, !party post, lee!!!!:(, this is my life, !tim urban, !john stamos, omg tim, tim is a precious angel, wat, !season 9

THIS IS A SEASON FIVE POST (part one)

shatteredmemrys wrote in ontd_ai Jun 16, 2010 11:29

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!carrie underwood, !chris daughtry, !magazine covers/articles, !idol encounters, clearly the mic stand fainted, !kellie pickler, !past idols, hey guys what's with the adam icons, !taylor hicks, !elliott yamin, !constantine, who?, !katherine mcphee, we realllllly like american idol, !season 5, this is my life, bitch is fo real, needed: kris allen

AI9 Twitter Post

vanilla_coke91 wrote in ontd_ai Jun 02, 2010 19:53

First, Casey finally got a Twitter!

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!didi benami, stealth ninja awesome, !katie stevens, !andrew garcia, !twitter, !casey james, this is my life, !tim urban, !john stamos, katie is 12% german, casey is a laid back guy, omg tim, tim is a precious angel, !season 9

I love Triscuits. So crunchy

soresubject wrote in ontd_ai Dec 29, 2009 06:58

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nooptown, we should do it together, serious business, backupdancers4lyfe, idgi, indian sex god, uhhhh i have womanly parts, that's so crazy, team churros, cedric & soresubject have sexual tension, what the hamburger is wrong with you?!?, omg... omfg, herpitage, this is my life, wanna go to taco bell?, sehx, u get a life, that other dude

Kris Q&A #8

bgmouthstrksagn wrote in ontd_ai Oct 28, 2009 15:48

Yes, Kris, being a working musician is definitely not a 'normal' job. (And damn, what happened to the shirt with the defective buttons?)

congrats on yor unicorn!, gotta get those bills paid, what the fuck kind of question is that, a boat purchase in his near future, my pimp name is papa allen g, is there chicken?!, ~smells like booty, kris the rural heterosexual, i love tags, sir limpwristalot, dick sucking lips, pocket idol, yeah capes!, tagsplosion = i will murder your dog js, i love walmart, superman wears krisallen4real pajamas, kris says thanks for caring, milf hunting- it's a full time job, long as they're not calling me a wiener, it's pocket time!, clock glass chicken, this is my life, that other dude

DEAR MALAYSIANS(I KNOW THERE AREN'T MANY)

jericapng wrote in ontd_ai Oct 27, 2009 14:24

OH HELLO THERE MALAYSIANS THAT LURK AROUND THIS COMM OR WHATEVER
I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU A FRIENDLY REMINDER TO NOT TO BUY ADAM'S DETAILS MAGAZINE HERE.

AND NOW I WILL PROCEED TO MY FAIL STORY.

SO I WENT TO THIS BOOKSTORE AFTER WAITING FOREVER AND SEARCHING FOREVER,
THERE IT LIES,THE LAST DETAILS MAGAZINE ON THE RACK.
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son i am disappoint, sorry bro, this is my life, they are obviously very disturbed, sorry about your life, sad panda

(Untitled)

zorabet wrote in ontd_ai Aug 30, 2009 19:53

GUYS

I AM NOT A PROPONENT OF TRENDING EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS

BUT THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY, THIS WESTBORO BULLSHIT

http://tweetreel.com/?yjzr7

YOU MIGHT VOMIT IF YOU WATCH THAT

TREND WITH US?

#GODHATESHATE

"I guess they like to put on their signs, “God Hates Fags,” but I think God hates hate more." -Adam Lambert.

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